A Fake Plastic Tree

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

(via panic-at-the-dildos)

sidnugget:

Yes, I AM PREGNANT AT 14 but here’s the thing though . You’re no better than me we all make bad decisions but god didn’t bless me with my son for no reason . This has taught me too grow A LOT & learn from those decisions…. not mistake my son is NO MISTAKE he’s a blessing that I’ve learned from & a decision that I’VE GROWN FROM .

(via coolestdad)

casualintercourse:

so what you guys don’t know about misha collins is that he was on an episode of nip/tuck and he had this thing where he wanted a penis reduction because his penis waS tOO BIG ANF HE HAD AN ADDICTION TO SUCKING HOS OWN DICK LIKE WHTA THE FUCK OPEN YOUR EYES AMERICA

trillow:

if we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else

(via bravebattalion)

lifewasted:

when someone tells you basic information about something you’re obsessed with

(via hansolo)

anthony-edward-rogers:

chrisevanshasmyheart:

mighty-misha:

when people make fun of chris evans’ anxiety disorder

when people say the role of captain america should have gone to someone else

really just when anyone says anything bad about chris evans

(via bravebattalion)